When you’ve been in a relationship for a long time, it makes it difficult to break up, even if you know it’s for the best. It’s not that different when you want to break up with your lawn care company. So, just for fun, the gang at Heritage Lawns & Irrigation came up with some great breakup lines for when you’re ready to end it with your lawn care company. Check them out below.
“The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.”
So I’m hiring my neighbor’s lawn care company. This is perfect if you’re unhappy with your lawn’s performance. Maybe there are weeds, grubs, disease, or your lawn just doesn’t look thick and healthy. You shouldn’t have to put up with that.
“I’m seeing other people.”
This is more of a statement than a breakup line. If you’re seeing someone different caring for your lawn every week, how’s he supposed to get to know your lawn, you, and what you want? That’s no way to build a relationship! Time to kick ‘em to the curb…all of them. You need a dedicated Lawn Coach who treats your lawn all season.
“There’s just something that really bugs me about you.”
Grubs, ants, mosquitoes, fleas, ticks – your lawn care company should be able to take care of all of these. If something’s bugging you about your lawn, it’s time to exterminate the relationship.
“I have a chemical imbalance.”
You don’t like all the chemicals they’re putting on your lawn. You’d rather have environmentally-friendly products. Heritage Lawns & Irrigation uses our Eco-Pride Lawn Care Program to keep your lawn healthy with eco-friendly products.
Related Read: Why Earth-Friendly Matters for a Green Lawn
“It’s not you, it’s me. I don’t like you.”
This line is great when it’s not the lawn that’s the problem, but the service. Failure to show up on schedule, no communication, no follow-up email to say what was done, showing up unannounced, no easy way to pay online, etc. This line is short and sweet and gets the job done…unlike your lawn care company.